Continuing our “synonyms for bodily functions” series (we talked vomit here), let’s take a look at another one America seems obsessed with: pooping.
Not a day goes by where we aren’t bombarded with ads implying if we don’t poop every day, we’re “irregular,” cute cartoon bears encouraging us to wipe with toilet paper that is apparently made from angel wings and concentrated happiness, and products that keep poop contained — for those both too young and too old to do so.
Let’s face it — we’re crazy (in more ways than one) about poop. Even the word itself is funny. Poop. Poooooop.
But for those moments when acting like a 12 year old and giggling at the idea of pooping just isn’t quite enough, here are some fun alternative terms for defecation. Enjoy — if that’s the right word for it.