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31 fun synonyms for pooping
Continuing our “synonyms for bodily functions” series (we talked vomit here), let’s take a look at another one America seems obsessed with: pooping.
Just a regular guy
Not a day goes by where we aren’t bombarded with ads implying if we don’t poop every day, we’re “irregular,” cute cartoon bears encouraging us to wipe with toilet paper that is apparently made from angel wings and concentrated happiness, and products that keep poop contained — for those both too young and too old to do so.
Let’s face it — we’re crazy (in more ways than one) about poop. Even the word itself is funny. Poop. Poooooop.
But for those moments when acting like a 12 year old and giggling at the idea of pooping just isn’t quite enough, here are some fun alternative terms for defecation. Enjoy — if that’s the right word for it.
- Bake brownies
- Bomb Porcelanistan
- Burial at sea
- Captain’s log
- Code Brown
- Commit yourself to the dumpatorium
- Download brownware
- Drop a deuce
- Drop the kids off at the pool
- El Diablo
- Fertilize the lawn
- Fire in the hole
- Give birth to a food baby
- Hangin’ With Mr Pooper
- Launch a brown missile
- Lay some cable
- Logout
- Make a deposit
- Make a grunt sculpture
- Pinch a loaf
- Push brown
- Release the chocolate hostage
- Release the hounds
- Ride the porcelain bus
- Send a fax
- Sink the Bismarck
- Stock the pool with brown trout
- Take the Browns to the Superbowl
- The Hunt for Brown October
- Touching cloth
- Unload the brown cargo