Fun synonyms for vomit

Filed under: Amusing
Tags: bodily functions, euphemisms, sick

Throw up, puke, barf, hurl, upchuck — everyone knows these alternate terms for vomiting.

However, if you’re looking to describe your next stomach-emptying escapade with a little more elan, then consider choosing an option from the following list of more than 30 euphemisms, lovingly compiled by your OYT editorial staff — right before lunch, I might add.

The top puke-emisms

1. Acid chowder
2. The big spit
3. Blowing chunks
4. Blowing my groceries
5. Chow shower
6. Decorate the pavement
7. Dialing Ralph on the porcelain phone
8. Dishonorable discharge
9. Driving the porcelain bus
10. Doing the dinner catch-and-release
11. Giving an oral sacrifice at the altar of the Porcelain God
12. Having an out-of-stomach experience
13. Having a Roman after-dinner mint
14. Hugging the bowl
15. Launching lunch
16. Making the chunky puddle
17. Making a puke pizza, with everything on it
18. My dinner is coming up to say hello
19. Painting the town green
20. Praying to the porcelain god
21. Releasing the hounds
22. Reviewing today’s menu
23. Riding the Regurgitron
24. Spray-painting the carpet
25. The Technicolor yawn
26. Throwing it into reverse
27. Tossing your cookies/tacos
28. Unswallowing
29. Uploading lunch
30. Venting my stomach
31. Vurping
32. Yelling down the porcelain manhole
33. 3-D burping

Got a favorite you don’t see here? Post it in the comments!

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